HEIDI/
TRAINEE
Time is not of the essence when it comes to Star Wars, but I' certainly wait long enough
to get soaked. I most closely resemble Jabba the Hutt it's the looks. Who would I most
like to zap with my double-ended light saber? My flatmate!
MEGAN/
STUDENT
I'd wait two years. I'm most like Darth Vader cause he's black and my friends call me
Crow. Who would I zap? I'd like to zap myself.
WOLFGANG PLOTHE/
STUDENT
I'd wait two weeks to see Star Wars! Who do I most resemble? The bad and only one: Darth.
Great mask. With my double-ended light saber I'm going to zap my mother-in-law!
Star Whores Photos by Beezer
It seems you have no shame: you'd do days, even weeks, of streetwalkin' to get that
Skywalker fix. This week our phantom menace strapped on his light saber and forced his way
to the head of the line to pose some deep questions to a galaxy of starry-eyed fans. You
told us how long you're willing to stand in line (too long!), what character you most
closely resemble, and answered the question on the tips of everybody's tongues: Who would
you most like to zap with that double-ended light saber? Our vote? Beezer!
ANNE/
SECRETARY
I'll stand in line about 30 seconds. I think I resemble the Queen of Naboo; I've been
taken for an angel, too! I'd really like to zap people who say "shoganai" just
to tell them things can be changed sometimes.
LINDA MOLIN/
BAR TART
How long will I wait? Too long! I'm most like Princess Leia; I'm a hopeless romantic who
is waiting to get rescued from Bar Kazoo! Who would I zap? Beezer! Because he always
catches me noshing the bread in Aux Bacchanales.
TOKYO
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