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RANT 'N' RAVE

Gleaming gomi
Gleaming gomi

Illustration by Dot

"Did you wash it?"

"What?" I responded.

"Did you wash it?" Yoko asked again.

I thought hard for a second. For the life of me I couldn't figure out what she might be referring to. We had finished our dinner. I'd washed all the dishes a few minutes ago and then put them all away. What else needed washing? Spring cleaning was months away.

"The garbage."

Now that threw me. I know Japanese people are extremely tidy and clean; households are spotless, cars are spit polished and they always smell nice, packed with aromas like pine forests or meadow flowers. But washing the garbage? This was something far beyond fanaticism.

"You've got to rinse it before you throw it out you know," she insisted.

By now I was thoroughly confused. It's garbage, after all. It's going to the incinerator or the landfill right? It wasn't recyclable stuff. What had I tossed away? The brown pieces off the lettuce for the salad? The saran wrap covered in sauce? The potato skins? Beats me.

Back home, we drop it in the garbage and that's about it. Forget it till the bag's full and drop it off at the building garbage bin tomorrow. And I always separate out the bottles and newspaper and put them in their recycle bins. My aunts who garden keep the organic matter in a pail for the mulch. And with those plastic can rings for six-packs, I'll even cut them up so that birds don't end up with them around their necks and die. I'm not only a great guy, I'm a responsible caring citizen of mother earth (tongue firmly in cheek). Still, this washing the gomi I was having trouble coming to terms with. She proceeded to explain.

"Kore," she grabbed the empty plastic meat tray out of the garbage. "You have to rinse it off or it will be kusai and stink up the apartment."

Fair enough, I guess, although I never noticed any smell before, and I've let it pile up for a week at times. She explained further the correct and complete Japanese method of thoroughly washing up after a meal. And I listened. And I learned. A little cultural education, you might say.

So now, after the dishes, I wash all the disposable trays, plastic or paper, anything at all that goes in the trash, burnable or otherwise, as well as rinse clean the beer cans and wine bottles on top of it. You live, you learn. Or should I say, you live in Japan, you learn, right? I'm thinking of grabbing a whole bunch of pine and flower fresheners to liven up our apartment too.

Many thanks to reader Sean Linstead for this Rant and Rave.

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RANTS AND RAVES:
349: Life in the cycle lane
Playing chicken with a ladybike
348: Daisuki na Tokyo
Tokyo's my favorite!
347: Nihongo dake!
Why am I not fluent in Japanese yet?
346: People make the city
The beauty of Tokyo's people
345: Cross Training
Commuting by train in Tokyo
344: Yellow Line Fever
A guide for the blind... and a pain in the neck
343: Welcome to Tokyo
What did you bring me?
342: Positive thinking
Three reasons why we love Japan
341: I'm a rounder...
Veterans of Japan vs. Japan rookies
340: Discard your bank cards
The labour of replacing lost bank cards
339: Shoganai...
It can't be helped
338: Respect your environment
Poluution problem in Tokyo
337: Strike Three - You're Enlightened
How omiyage ruins a vacation
336: Missing manners
No manners outside of Japan
335: Goodbye jitensha
Is stealing bikes a popular pastime in Japan?
334: War of the Words
English borrows from other languages too!
333: ENGLISH ONLY, please
Don't bother writing your name in Japanese
332: A menu carved in stone
No special requests for lunch!
331: The Zen of Looking Busy
The art behind faking work
330: Lyrical Phlegm
Japan's spitting dilemma
329: Rock harder, Japan
Big, bad and ugly concerts
328: Noise Deficiency
The unrelenting quiet that is not Japan
327: Chopstick Diplomat
Constant questioning = constant answering
326: Game over
Cutting off the game for regular scheduled program
325: Grown pains
The hooligan behavior of middle-aged salarymen
324: The Price of Fame
Young teen actors light up on-screen
323: A Customary Affair
The universal language of consumerism
322: Robber barons
JR steals from the rich.. and the poor
321: Tegami Or Not Tegami
Deny the letter to save money
320: The Garbage Men
Variations of the "salaryman"
319: Holidaze
Japan - Home of the lamest holidays in the world
318: Box your ears
Be the karaoke star you've always dreamed of
317: The winter of my discontent
No oden if it's spring please!
316: The Bells
Going insane from bells and voices
315: The Big Tokyo Trash Mystery
No garbage cans + too much garbage= a clean city?
314: The Kamikaze Spirit
The war may be over but the spirit lives on
313: Movie Mania
Laughing alone in the corner
312: Geek parade
What's going on with gaijin men?
311: Gleaming gomi
Rinse it out before you throw it out
310: Lower Mathematics
Teaching practical mathematical equations
309: Escalator clots
Blocking the flow of escalator traffic
308: Sky's the limit
Favorite channel on the hit list
307: Bring on the studmuffins
Thanks to the "Men looking for women"
306: Burning Rubber
Narrowly averting bicycle collisions
305: Fishy Business
The sushi wasn't dead
304: The Invisible Gaijin
When gaijins collide
303: Talk work only
The Japanese perception of idleness
302: From kotatsu, with love
A blanket covered electric coffee table
300: Why 2K?
The millennium bug ain't no big deal

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