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RANT "N" RAVE
Off with the gloves


Shame on Kevin and Mie, who have completely usurped the snobbishness of Language Snobs and rubbed all of our faces in hypocritical vitriol. I dare anybody else to take Brian (O'Neill) so seriously and be upset by his humor-based on reality at that! To read Brian's rant as being vitriolic would have to take some "self-loathing, probably a loser in his homeland, repatriated, culturally elitist, snob."

Kevin/Mie, you have a great deal to answer for. But before I say too much, to be picked apart myself, let me dwell on one minor transgression of hip-hoprisy, as I damn the said authors for having the innate and great(er) disposition for racism. "KiMie" have been corrupt and audacious enough to assume and create the idea that Brian "would not bat an eye if the Japanese-speaking foreigner in question were Chinese or Korean".

Hey, wake-up call. Not that had anything to do with Brian's rant at all (it is purely your suggestion Kimie), but maybe Brian could actually tell the difference between Chinese, Koreans, etc. OR, do they all look the same, Kimie?! You, over reactionary but not as smart as me, fools. Brian merely joked about certain behavior that yes, does exist. In no way did he make blanket statements that foreigners who learn and can speak Japanese, suck. Unlike you.

I know this is too appallingly obvious, but it seems that Kimie have themselves written their rant out of insecurity. I reference their rant "Nihonjinron" again, how riddled with neuroses it is. A step ahead, and behind itself. Five hundred or so words is far two many for this killer, tag team of two (2) - read it too writers of many words about nothing but… Oh yes, they even try to graft an incidence of nihonjinron onto Brian. Look very closely "you in dire need of AN editor"; even if he were not joking, sorry, but Japanese is for/ from The Japanese - maybe not "only" them but one must certainly work and struggle to attain any proficiency with THE LANGUAGE OF JAPAN.

Sorry again "Mr Gowennabe anything except ignorant, fully assimilated, Westerner dude," we all do not have the capacity to suck our way to the top. And I do not know anyone who would actually refuse to speak Japanese if they could.

Mie, I think that you should return your fully imported handbag. It seems that he (oh yeah, in my language; handbags are of the masculine form) will drag you into not just petty, but horribly psuedo-intellectual projections of low self esteem - at least in a country where he can live the sheltered life as someone's bilingual, white gimmick. Oh-oh, oops, egg is on my face. I forgot to read their rant as a joke.

Many thanks to David Ramin for this Rant.

Metropolis Online
RANTS AND RAVES:
381: The Crisp Linen Suit Syndrome
Unbearable heat and crisp linen suits
380: Smile
Smile when you see another foreigner
379: What sign are you?
When signs start to complicate life
378: Off with the gloves
Battle of the readers
377: Stop before you shop
Stores that scare away gaijin
376: Home sweet home
Modern housing in Japan?
375: Nihonjinron
Theories of Japaneseness and insecurity
374: Plastic bags
Do we really need them for everything?
373: Doctor knows best?
A scary visit to a Japanese hospital
372: Don't forget the finger wagger
So you've never complained about Japan?
371: A-choob tale
The Sneezing Salaryman
370: The gaijin language snob
Dare to cross his path
369: Nihongo
One man's struggle...
368: Making sense of Roppongi
Why do I keep going back?
367: Hateus Japanus Expatricus
Great bar bores of the world
366: Plants and animals
Darwin's turning in his grave
365: No more groping - for now
Women only train cars
364: Man's best friend
Pets have it rougher
363: In praise of Tokyo taxi drivers
A good ride all around
362: The Big Boot Brigade
Masters of the oversized-shoe
361: The case of the missing garbage cans
Where art thou o garbage can?
360: Ramen for the soul
Japanese chicken soup
359: Revenge of the nerds Part II
Geeky guys with hot girls
358: Little old ladies
Grandmas packing a punch
357: Starbucks sanctuary
Stop the Starbucks insanity
356: Pet name problem
My sweet little... carrot?
355: Unclean Jeans
Jeans McNasty
354: My chosen profession
Lindsay Nelson's the name, English teaching's the game
352/3: Merry Christmas... sort of
Merry and not-so-Merry Christmas in Japan
351: Last temptation of rice crackers
Breaking big bills the hard way
350: Revenge of the nerds
Gaijin girls are just jealous

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