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RANT "N" RAVE
Stop before you shop


Despite all the television, newspaper and radio reports of Tokyo's prolonged economic troubles, so many convenience stores, supermarkets and other retail businesses seem to be intentionally driving away thousands of potential customers. I'm referring to, of course, the "ALARM SYSTEM IN OPERATION" sign that is often noticeable even before one enters such stores - a sight that is very unsettling to this North American. I'm really bothered by the fact that this is usually the only sign printed in English throughout these stores - it sends a strong message to me that people from English-speaking countries are not good for business and should find another place to shop.

A clear case in point is the convenience store chain with three security alert signs visible before entering-from left to right they read "POLICE STOPOVER," "SURVEILLANCE CAMERA INSTALLED," and "ALARM SYSTEM IN OPERATION." I cannot see how this chain justifies posting English signs that are related only to theft. This is just plain unfriendly.

Recently, I discovered another such example in a monstrous supermarket that just opened near a friend's place. Initially, upon entering the building, I was surprised to see the security alert sign in four languages - Japanese at the top (the largest print), then below in English "Operating Surveillance Camera," then in Chinese, followed by Arabic. I guess the powers that be determined that people from Chinese and Arabic-speaking areas should also be warned before thinking about shopping here. Reluctantly, I grabbed a basket and found a few good buys, but no other non-Japanese signs.

While on my way to the cashier I was confronted, however, with the words "NO EXCHANGE PLEASE" in large, bold, block letters (above the smaller Japanese version). To me, this sign meant: "You ignored our warning at the entrance, and went on to shop here. Consequently, we refuse to discuss any problems you may have with items purchased here." What a pleasant shopping experience!

It is important to note that some stores have signs in English that are entirely "friendly," i.e., they have nothing to do with security-only "Postcards," "Stamps," "Fax," and other items and services helpful to customers who are unable to read everyday Japanese. However, a large number of operators of the aforementioned supermarkets, convenience stores, and other retail businesses should carefully consider improvements to the xenophobic image they are projecting. Friendlier signs could bring in more customers and just might do a little to improve Japan's economic troubles.

Many thanks to Colin Widdifield for this Rant.

Metropolis Online
RANTS AND RAVES:
381: The Crisp Linen Suit Syndrome
Unbearable heat and crisp linen suits
380: Smile
Smile when you see another foreigner
379: What sign are you?
When signs start to complicate life
378: Off with the gloves
Battle of the readers
377: Stop before you shop
Stores that scare away gaijin
376: Home sweet home
Modern housing in Japan?
375: Nihonjinron
Theories of Japaneseness and insecurity
374: Plastic bags
Do we really need them for everything?
373: Doctor knows best?
A scary visit to a Japanese hospital
372: Don't forget the finger wagger
So you've never complained about Japan?
371: A-choob tale
The Sneezing Salaryman
370: The gaijin language snob
Dare to cross his path
369: Nihongo
One man's struggle...
368: Making sense of Roppongi
Why do I keep going back?
367: Hateus Japanus Expatricus
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366: Plants and animals
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365: No more groping - for now
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364: Man's best friend
Pets have it rougher
363: In praise of Tokyo taxi drivers
A good ride all around
362: The Big Boot Brigade
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361: The case of the missing garbage cans
Where art thou o garbage can?
360: Ramen for the soul
Japanese chicken soup
359: Revenge of the nerds Part II
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358: Little old ladies
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357: Starbucks sanctuary
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356: Pet name problem
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355: Unclean Jeans
Jeans McNasty
354: My chosen profession
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352/3: Merry Christmas... sort of
Merry and not-so-Merry Christmas in Japan
351: Last temptation of rice crackers
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350: Revenge of the nerds
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