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RANT 'N' RAVE
The case of the missing garbage cans

I was recently asked what three things I miss most about the States. Without missing a beat, I replied: the Interstate, Barnes and Noble, and garbage cans in almost every corner. The first two, I think, are obvious. First, the narrow expressways in Japan are hardly sufficient to accommodate the thick workaday traffic. Second, bookstores here, if ever they sold English books, sell them mostly in paperbacks and are often twice as much as the US price. The traffic inconvenience I could alleviate by taking the ever-efficient densha (train), or for longer trips, the shinkansen. The books I could order online or settle for second-rate English bookstores in Kanda. But the garbage cans, when you readily need them, you have to detour to a public bathroom and hope for at least the tiny metal boxes that hide behind the toilet. Or worst stll, you have to take garbage home with you - something that I've learned to do.

I'd like to know where the Japanese hide their garbage cans? Is the sight of it so aesthetically offensive to the fastidious Japanese that setting it out visibly for its utilitarian purpose is still questionable? Unless you're in a public place like a park or a zoo - where, if you looked hard enough, you could spot a garbage can in an inconspicuous place - finding a readily available garbage can is like asking for the moon. What bothers me is the fact that public places, e.g. the subways, are fairly clean and litter-free except maybe for stray candy wrappers or discarded soda cans. Do the Japanese have a special pocket in their bags where they deposit bits and pieces of accumulated trash or are there receptacles hidden in the back alleyways that I don't know about?

Once while walking through the side streets of Tachikawa, we bought a couple of sticks of yakitori that we ate while waiting for the signals to turn at a crowded pedestrian corner. Holding on to our empty sticks, we crossed the station and entered the Grand Lumiere, keeping our eyes open for garbage cans. I was certain we'd find garbage cans in the mall: "There should be one at the corner between the escalators," I told my companion. Wrong. We climbed the escalators up to the 7th floor to Chinatown and still no garbage can. We snacked on red bean-cakes and sesame-balls and ended up with more trash. Hopelessly, I stuffed everything inside my purse: a scrunched plastic bag and yakitori sticks now sat alongside my foil-encased used gum and wads of tissue papers.

Every time I get ready for a trip outdoors, I make sure I have my pocket-size tissues, my JR map, and my handy sheet of "Useful Japanese Words and Phrases", I can count on finding bits and pieces of trash in my purse-used toothpicks from samplings of pickled vegetables at the grocery stores, yakitori sticks, rubber bands, Soft Cream wrappers, coffee stirrers, empty sugar packs, the list grows. It's a surprise every time I open my bag; not like finding a hundred-bill in a coat pocket, but more like finding something moldy in the fridge.

Many thanks to Yen B for this Rant.


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RANTS AND RAVES:
381: The Crisp Linen Suit Syndrome
Unbearable heat and crisp linen suits
380: Smile
Smile when you see another foreigner
379: What sign are you?
When signs start to complicate life
378: Off with the gloves
Battle of the readers
377: Stop before you shop
Stores that scare away gaijin
376: Home sweet home
Modern housing in Japan?
375: Nihonjinron
Theories of Japaneseness and insecurity
374: Plastic bags
Do we really need them for everything?
373: Doctor knows best?
A scary visit to a Japanese hospital
372: Don't forget the finger wagger
So you've never complained about Japan?
371: A-choob tale
The Sneezing Salaryman
370: The gaijin language snob
Dare to cross his path
369: Nihongo
One man's struggle...
368: Making sense of Roppongi
Why do I keep going back?
367: Hateus Japanus Expatricus
Great bar bores of the world
366: Plants and animals
Darwin's turning in his grave
365: No more groping - for now
Women only train cars
364: Man's best friend
Pets have it rougher
363: In praise of Tokyo taxi drivers
A good ride all around
362: The Big Boot Brigade
Masters of the oversized-shoe
361: The case of the missing garbage cans
Where art thou o garbage can?
360: Ramen for the soul
Japanese chicken soup
359: Revenge of the nerds Part II
Geeky guys with hot girls
358: Little old ladies
Grandmas packing a punch
357: Starbucks sanctuary
Stop the Starbucks insanity
356: Pet name problem
My sweet little... carrot?
355: Unclean Jeans
Jeans McNasty
354: My chosen profession
Lindsay Nelson's the name, English teaching's the game
352/3: Merry Christmas... sort of
Merry and not-so-Merry Christmas in Japan
351: Last temptation of rice crackers
Breaking big bills the hard way
350: Revenge of the nerds
Gaijin girls are just jealous

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