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RANT 'N' RAVE
Ramen for the soul

Illustration by Marie
Email: spacetako@hotmail.com

We kids would drift into the kitchen and perch on stools or lounge against worktops and watch mum cook. She tried her best to chase us away. I know how she felt - I hate spectators when I'm cooking. But she didn't stand a chance. We were captivated by the warmth and activity - the evolving foody smells and the buzz of anticipation as sausages sizzled and spuds were drained.

It's 10:30pm midweek in Tokyo. I'm cold and hungry but my stomach is carrying the tension of a long day. I want something I can digest before bedtime. What do I do? Do I creep back to my chilly dwelling and put on the pan for some pasta? Well sometimes, but that way it's near midnight before the pangs are sated. Do I surreptitiously enter a hamburger joint for a slice of fried cardboard in a cream puff? Well occasionally, but I always regret it immediately.

Or do I perch on my stool in my local ramen shop and enjoy the happy nostalgic buzz as my gyoza sizzle and my noodles are drained…? No competition at all!

I thought it revealing when I looked up the word "chef" in and English/Japanese dictionary. It gave two alternatives: sheffu and itamae.

A sheffu of course is the chief - the man in the tall white hat - the man of the kitchens within. Quite probably you'll never see him. His sophisticated creations will pass through hatches, borne on trays or trolleys perhaps under salvers, or at least on hot plates to keep them warm on the long and winding road to your table. Itamae means "the guy behind the counter" - a far more homey image.

If you're choosing a ramen shop, don't go for the standardized, sanitized chains with picture menus and a staff of university students. Look out for a little family run shop with concrete floor, bar around two sides of the cooking space and staff old enough to be your grandparents. Watch one of these craftsmen at work as he scoops soy sauce and pours stock from a barrel of simmering corpses, flicks measured pinches of seaweed and bamboo into the bowls, strains the noodles over his Wellington boots… Every movement is masterful in its purpose and economy. And the kitchen, visible to all, is scrubbed spotless without ever looking clean.

As a foreigner in Japan I've had my fair share of being patronized and fawned over, treated to glassy smiles and brisk brush-offs. But among these dedicated professionals I feel thoroughly at home; welcomed and served courteously to the exact degree that sincerity and professional pride dictate. Become a regular and the itamae are like your local barman back home - they chat if you want to chat, and leave you to your thoughts if you look thoughtful.

I love the food culture of Japan. Ramen, shabu-shabu, okonomiyaki, sushi - they're not just great dishes, they're ceremonies which bring us closer to the food and the people who make it.

Many thanks to Max Clark for this Rant.


Metropolis Online
RANTS AND RAVES:
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380: Smile
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379: What sign are you?
When signs start to complicate life
378: Off with the gloves
Battle of the readers
377: Stop before you shop
Stores that scare away gaijin
376: Home sweet home
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375: Nihonjinron
Theories of Japaneseness and insecurity
374: Plastic bags
Do we really need them for everything?
373: Doctor knows best?
A scary visit to a Japanese hospital
372: Don't forget the finger wagger
So you've never complained about Japan?
371: A-choob tale
The Sneezing Salaryman
370: The gaijin language snob
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369: Nihongo
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368: Making sense of Roppongi
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367: Hateus Japanus Expatricus
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366: Plants and animals
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365: No more groping - for now
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364: Man's best friend
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363: In praise of Tokyo taxi drivers
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362: The Big Boot Brigade
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361: The case of the missing garbage cans
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360: Ramen for the soul
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359: Revenge of the nerds Part II
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358: Little old ladies
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357: Starbucks sanctuary
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356: Pet name problem
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355: Unclean Jeans
Jeans McNasty
354: My chosen profession
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352/3: Merry Christmas... sort of
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351: Last temptation of rice crackers
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350: Revenge of the nerds
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