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Keizo Obuchi

Keizo ObuchiDuring the 1998 ballot to select the new LDP leader, and thus the new Japanese prime minister, one party apparatchik called the contest a fight "between a bonjin [mediocrity], a gunjin [soldier] and a henjin [crackpot]."

The victory of the bonjin, Keizo Obuchi, a notably bland party man in a party of bland men, was no surprise considering his political mentor, former prime minister Noboru Takeshita, the "old man" of the LDP who continues to pull the strings behind the scenes at the ripe age of 76. Japanese journalists labeled the new PM Takeshita' kingyo no fun, or "goldfish shit," a widespread expression meaning an unpopular hang-on.

The underwhelmed foreign media - disappointed at the lineup of geriatrics selected to rejuvenate the ailing economy - joined in the mud-slinging, famously dubbing Obuchi "cold pizza." Obuchi did himself no favors when he lamely dished out warmed-up pizza to the press, saying, "Cold pizza can be reheated," to which one young Japanese reporter quipped, "Yes, but it tastes bad."

Such pessimists were almost forced to eat their words when the Obuchi cabinet's public approval rating began to climb, reaching 48% by October 1999. The Japanese warmed to Mr Ordinary, thrown into the limelight and struggling to do his best.

After almost a decade of economic gloom, the green shoots of economic recovery could be seen if you looked really really hard, and suddenly Mr Ordinary was Superman. He was welcomed with open arms in Washington as a real reformer who recognized that Japan needed to change, albeit at a Japanese pace. Cold pizza he may be, but everyone wanted a slice.

Born in Gunma in 1937, the young Obuchi chose politics after the death of his father, Kohei, a member of the House of Representatives. Believing a successful politician should know something of the world, Obuchi set off on a nine-month, 38-country holiday, an inspiration to coach loads of tourists after him. In Washington he wrote a letter of admiration to Attorney General Robert Kennedy, who had made a speech at Waseda University. Kennedy invited Obuchi to his office, offering him a firm handshake and saying they should meet again when the young Japanese became a politician himself, which he did in 1963, aged 26, the youngest member of the Diet.

Obuchi's honeymoon as prime minister didn't last long. The LDP's cynical attempt to broaden its power base through a coalition with the New Komitomo Party, its political enemy, have made "Uncle Obuchi" look like just another unprincipled politician. Other actions have also tarnished his nice-guy image, like excluding any supporters of rival Koichi Kato's popular faction from the government, and choosing unpopular right-winger Shingo Nishimura, an advocate of a nuclear Japan, as deputy minister for defence. (Nishimura lasted two weeks in the job.)

As the Japanese people see it, the old ways of the LDP are back. They want a new approach. The election of maverick Shintaro Ishihara as governor of Tokyo showed as much. A general election must be held before October this year and if the LDP fails to perform, Obuchi will discover that the best place for cold pizza is in the trash.

Charles Spreckley

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